I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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