can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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