next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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