this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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