Me. At least after what I've been through.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
