can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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