There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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