Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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