remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?