Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush