plz talk dirty to me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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