Do vagina's smell?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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