are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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