That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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