My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
NoShamevember. You game?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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