We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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