He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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