just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So squirting runs in the family.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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