You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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