So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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