Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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