I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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