Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Alive.
So much puke
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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