Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I am one with the molecules
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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