BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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