my mouth tastes like poor choices
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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