No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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