She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
