Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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