I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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