So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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