and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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