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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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