yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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