I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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