Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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