i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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