You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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