i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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