Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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