Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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