She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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