drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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