Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There r osticjed everywhere
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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