Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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We are all done wearing pants today
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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