i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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