I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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