4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it's like iHOP with fire
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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