He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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