I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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