My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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