Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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